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		<title>A Christmas Poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Barnes</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twas the night before Christmas, the ship was out steaming,<br />
Sailors stood watch while others were dreaming.<br />
They lived in a crowd with racks tight and small,<br />
In a 80-man berthing, cramped one and all.</p>
<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;I had come down the stack with presents to give,<br />
And to see inside just who might perhaps live.<br />
I looked all about, a strange sight did I see,<br />
No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.</p>
<p>No stockings were hung, shined boots close at hand,<br />
On the bulkhead hung pictures of a far distant land.<br />
They had medals and badges and awards of all kind,<br />
And a sober thought came into my mind.</p>
<p>For this place was different, so dark and so dreary,<br />
I had found the house of a Sailor, once I saw clearly.<br />
A Sailor lay sleeping, silent and alone,<br />
Curled up in a rack and dreaming of home.</p>
<p>The face was so gentle, the room squared away,<br />
This was the United States Sailor today.<br />
This was the hero I saw on TV,<br />
Defending our country so we could be free.</p>
<p>I realized the families that I would visit this night,<br />
Owed their lives to these Sailors lay willing to fight.<br />
Soon &#8217;round the world, the children would play,<br />
And grownups would celebrate on Christmas Day.</p>
<p>They all enjoyed freedom each day of the year,<br />
Because of the Sailor, like the one lying here.<br />
I couldn&#8217;t help wonder how many lay alone,<br />
On a cold Christmas Eve on a sea, far from home.</p>
<p>The very thought brought a tear to my eye,<br />
I dropped to my knees and started to cry.<br />
The Sailor awakened and I heard a calm voice,<br />
&#8220;Santa, don&#8217;t cry, this life is my choice.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Defending the seas all days of the year,<br />
So others may live and be free with no fear.&#8221;<br />
I thought for a moment, what a difficult road,<br />
To live a life guided by honor and code.</p>
<p>After all, it&#8217;s Christmas Eve and the ship&#8217;s underway!<br />
But freedom isn&#8217;t free and it&#8217;s sailors who pay.<br />
The Sailor says to our country &#8220;Be free and sleep tight,<br />
No harm will come, not on my watch and not on this night.</p>
<p>The Sailor rolled over and drifted to sleep,<br />
I couldn&#8217;t control it, I continued to weep.<br />
I kept watch for hours, so silent, so still,<br />
I watched as the Sailor shivered from the night&#8217;s cold chill.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t want to leave on that cold dark night,<br />
This guardian of honor so willing to fight.<br />
The Sailor rolled over and with a voice strong and sure,<br />
Commanded, &#8220;Carry on Santa, It&#8217;s Christmas, and All is Secure!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Do you see this?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Barnes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made this today in response to a Stumble Upon link a friend of mine sent me. The original is a picture of a real wasp and proceeds to talk all bad-ass about it. Which is rightly so, wasps are pretty bad ass. So I made this, because although my time on the USS Wasp [...]]]></description>
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<p>I made this today in response to a Stumble Upon link a friend of mine sent me. The original is a picture of a real wasp and proceeds to talk all bad-ass about it. Which is rightly so, wasps are pretty bad ass. So I made this, because although my time on the USS Wasp was not the most awesome, the ship itself is impressive. So this is a sort of &#8216;honor&#8217; thing towards it. Hope you enjoy it.</p>
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		<title>Old School Navy Radioman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Barnes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This ought to bring back a few memories!!! I just got here to relieve the watch, nothing is happening,at least not much. The man at the desk passed me the word,so listen my friends, here&#8217;s what I heard: &#8220;The broadcast is good, all circuits are up, thecoffee is fresh, pour yourself a cup. All traffic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This ought to bring back a few memories!!!</p>
<p>I just got here to relieve the watch, nothing is happening,<br />at least not much.  The man at the desk passed me the word,<br />so listen my friends, here&#8217;s what I heard:</p>
<p>&#8220;The broadcast is good, all circuits are up, the<br />coffee is fresh, pour yourself a cup.  All traffic is out,<br />there&#8217;s nothing to send, we&#8217;ve got the beach fivers;<br />got a cigarette to lend?</p>
<p>Your freqs are all solid, no gear has gone sour, we<br />haven&#8217;t changed anything for over an hour.</p>
<p>The Bridge has been quiet, and COMBAT is asleep, the phones<br />have been silent, nary a peep.</p>
<p>The log&#8217;s up to date, the filing is done, so I&#8217;ll<br />see you later, and hope you have fun&#8221;</p>
<p>And with those fine words he did depart, leaving the watch<br />with a very good start.</p>
<p>A few minutes have passed, or so it seems, When in walk<br />s the OPS boss with my first two routines.</p>
<p>&#8220;They have to go quick, I drafted them late, so treat<br />them as Oboe&#8217;s, they just can&#8217;t wait.</p>
<p>Yes sir, I replied, we&#8217;ll get right on them, I<br />don&#8217;t believe we&#8217;ll have any problem.</p>
<p>I logged them in and said to the tape man, do a good job;<br />go as fast as you can.</p>
<p>He said that he would and as I flicked an ash, the<br />broadcast operator yelled &#8220;here comes a FLASH!&#8221;</p>
<p>Route it to COMBAT, the Bridge and to OPS, and hurry back,<br />make no other stops.</p>
<p>He grabbed it and ran, wasting no time, and then the phone<br />rang, it was the XO on the line.  &#8220;Got another down<br />here, can you come get it?&#8221; Yes sir I replied, be there<br />in a minute.</p>
<p>To the wardroom I went for an Oboe no doubt, and when I<br />returned the broadcast was out.</p>
<p>Proofed all the outgoings, and got them released, XO had<br />another, it was really a beast.</p>
<p>Twenty addee&#8217;s; can&#8217;t find half the routers, then<br />in walks the SUPPO with four more outers.</p>
<p>&#8220;When they&#8217;ll go out I can&#8217;t really tell,<br />cause right now sir, we&#8217;re busy as hell.</p>
<p>Send those four out and please make it quick, I said to the<br />Ship/Shore Op, who was getting sea sick.</p>
<p>But he replied that there&#8217;d be a delay, for the beach<br />had just gone down for New Day.</p>
<p>I wondered what else could possibly go wrong, but lucky for<br />me we didn&#8217;t wait long.</p>
<p>For the next event in this strange episode, came when those<br />glorious &#8220;Snipes&#8221; dropped the load.</p>
<p>We lost a 32, a seven and a nine, oh, why does thi<br />s happen to me all the time?</p>
<p>I called the ET&#8217;s and let out a yelp, &#8220;My<br />gear&#8217;s burning up; I&#8217;m going to need help!&#8221;</p>
<p>The Bridge called in, said their circuits were down,<br />&#8220;We&#8217;re doing our best&#8221; I replied with a frown.</p>
<p>Then COMBAT called to tell me the same, MY GOD! I think<br />I&#8217;m going insane.</p>
<p>We brought all circuits up, with maximum power, OH! Just<br />remembered.</p>
<p>Have not checked my in basket in over an hour.</p>
<p>Phones ringing again, the XO no doubt, he wants to know if<br />the traffic&#8217;s gone out.</p>
<p>OPS boss called, he&#8217;s got two more, and some fool is<br />banging on the door.</p>
<p>Broadcast is back, but getting tough, we just hit a storm,<br />the seas are getting rough.</p>
<p>Chief came in, wants to see the Pub Check-off List, I told<br />him that during the outage twenty numbers were missed.</p>
<p>Things are falling all over the floor, and that fool is<br />still banging on the door.</p>
<p>I pleaded and begged, &#8220;Please cut me some slack,&#8221;<br />oh boy! I wish I was still in my rack.</p>
<p>My outgoing backlog now tallies eleven, but the tape cutter<br />has only done seven.</p>
<p>My incomings now number thirty-two, boy! This place is just<br />like a zoo.</p>
<p>Got six more Oboes to run around, and the seas are really<br />beginning to pound.</p>
<p>The storm outside must really be mean, Cause my Ship/Shore<br />operator is turning green.</p>
<p>Then all of a sudden the storm had passed, And we got the<br />beach on Ship/Shore at last.</p>
<p>The broadcast is now holding in tight, everything&#8217;s<br />beginning to look all right.</p>
<p>Cleaned all the traffic and cleaned up the floor,<br />even got around to answering the door.</p>
<p>Service came in with all the numbers we missed, and I<br />finally signed off the Pub Check List.</p>
<p>Slotted all traffic and routed the boards too, and hey!<br />Believe it or not we&#8217;re QRU.</p>
<p>My relief just came in to relieve the watch, now nothing is<br />happening, at least not much.</p>
<p>Sitting at the desk I passed him the word, so listen now<br />friend, here is what he heard:</p>
<p>&#8220;The broadcast is good, all circuits are up, the<br />coffee is fresh, pour yourself a cup.</p>
<p>All traffic is out, there&#8217;s nothing to send, we&#8217;ve<br />got the beach fivers, got a cigarette to lend?</p>
<p>Your freqs are all solid, no gear has gone sour, we<br />haven&#8217;t changed anything for over an hour.</p>
<p>The Bridge has been quiet and COMBAT is asleep, the phones<br />have been silent, nary a peep.</p>
<p>The log&#8217;s up to date, all filing is done, so I&#8217;ll<br />see you later, and I hope you have fun.</p>
<p>BT<br />AR</p>
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